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A new report says that starving North Koreans are resorting to cannibalism and eating their own children.

—In response, the North Korean government denied the story, then held a pointless military parade, and then fired a rocket into the East China Sea.

—Well, that’s one way to avoid paying for breakfast.

—Your move, Anthony Bourdain.

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A viral video has surfaced showing a Cuban woman forcing her 3 year-old son to get a tattoo.

—Mutilating a shrieking baby.  Isn’t that what circumcision is for?

—That 3 year-old was Cuban, so he actually managed to put off his tattoo by 2 years.

—That’s the worst thing I’ve seen featuring three “6’s” since Girls.

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Victims’ families of the Aurora Colorado movie theater shooting were asked by the theater chain to attend the theater’s re-opening.

The downside is reliving a horrible tragedy, but, on the plus side…stadium seating!

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Police in Hawaii are searching for a man they suspect of throwing a Japanese tourist off a cliff.  

Meanwhile, a Japanese tourist visiting Hawaii took a lot of great pictures of him being thrown off a cliff.

Before the man pushed the tourist off the cliff, he reportedly said, “That’s for my grandfather, who was at Pearl Harbor…the movie.”