Anthony’s Just Like…

Anthony’s just like Stanley Kubrick.

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Did you know they both:

1.) Have lived in Manhattan; 2.) are avid readers; 3.) have last names that some pronounce “Que-brick” and others pronounce “Koo-brick”; 4.) are known for having work that features pivotal scenes in bathrooms; 5.) host their own show called The Jeselnik Offensive on Comedy Central Tuesdays at 10:30 pm EST/PST that made Entertainment Weekly’s ”Must List”; 6.) have frequently been referred to as “the master of the tracking shot”; and 7.) have been nominated but have never won a Chicago Film Critics Association Awards but went on record as being “not too upset about it.”

Anthony’s Just Like…

Anthony’s just like Matt Damon.

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Did you know they both:

1.) knew barely anyone when they first moved to L.A.; 2.) studied fiction writing in college; 3.) are called “Matty D” or “Damonator” by their friends; 4.) played in a bowling league in Berlin during filming of The Bourne Supremacy and competed well without the need of a handicap; 5.) host a show that is changing the face of television which is called The Jeselnik Offensive on Comedy Central Tuesdays at 10:30 pm EST/PST after Tosh.0; 6.) almost starred in a remake of attack helicopter movie Blue Thunder; and 7.) are listed as one of the Top 5 “Best Autographers in Hollywood” by Autograph Collector’s 14th Annual Survey held in May 2006.

Anthony’s Just Like…

Anthony’s just like Joe Strummer.

                              

Did you know they both:

1.) studied literature and art in college; 2.) have enjoyed being touring and seeing the world; 3.) are called “Strummy” by friends; 4.) have been called “the most important icon of the British punk movement” by Spin magazine; 5.) are currently doing an amazing job of hosting The Jeselnik Offensive on Comedy Central Tuesday at 10:30 pm EST/PST after Tosh.0; 6.) have described pushy journalists as “wankers, mate”; and 7.) have an album called London Calling which is widely considered to be one of the best double EP’s of all-time and used a mixing process that’s been replicated on many albums since.

Anthony’s Just Like…

Anthony’s just like Francis Ford Coppola.

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Did you know they both:

1.) Have last names that are frequently mispronounced; 2.) are fans of Joseph Conrad’s novella Heart of Darkness; 3.) got their middle name because they were born at Henry Ford Hospital in Detroit, MI; 4.) presided over the jury at the 1996 Cannes Film Festival; 5.) host their own show called The Jeselnik Offensive on Comedy Central Tuesdays at 10:30 pm EST/PST that made Entertainment Weekly’s “Must List”; 6.) accepted the 1975 “Best Supporting Actor” Oscar on behalf of Robert Deniro because Deniro was away filming; and 7.) have said they never really wanted to direct Godfather II and only did so because they “thought it would be interesting to make a film about a man and his father at the same age and tell the two stories in parallel…”

Anthony’s Just Like…

Anthony’s just like Denzel Washington.

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Did you know they both:

1.) love performing live; 2.) are known for having killer smiles; 3.) are called “D” or “D Wash” by their friends; 4.) are frequent collaborators with Spike Lee; 5.) host a show that is redefining what is possible on TV that’s called The Jeselnik Offensive on Comedy Central Tuesdays at 10:30 pm EST/PST; 6.) reportedly turned down the role that went to George Clooney in the movie Michael Clayton but won’t disclose whether they turned it down or not; and 7.) have set a record for cover appearances on Ebony magazine.

Anthony’s Just Like…

Anthony’s just like David Beckham.

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Did you know they both:

1.) live in Los Angeles; 2.) are known for having great hair; 3.) are nicknamed “Becks” and “Golden Balls” to name a few; 4.) have no problem telling a football referee that “[he’s] acting daft when he is acting daft;”; 5.) encourage you to watch The Jeselnik Offensive on Comedy Central Tuesdays at 10:30 pm EST/PST; 6.) have had their legs insured for $70 million; and 7.) are elite global advertising and marketing brands.

Anthony’s Just Like…

Anthony’s just like Thom Yorke.

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Did you know they both:

1.) studied literature in college; 2.) sometimes tell stories when performing live; 3.) had boyhood classmates who jokingly called them “Yorke the Dork;” 4.) have been said to have one of “the best falsettos in the game” by Spin magazine; 5.) are currently doing an amazing job of hosting The Jeselnik Offensive on Comedy Central Tuesday at 10:30 pm EST/PST; 6.) have opened for R.E.M. and described the experience as “brilliant, mate”; and 7.) have an album called OK Computer which is widely considered to be one of the great concept albums of all-time.

Anthony’s Just Like

Anthony’s just like Martin Scorsese. 

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Did you know they both:

1.) Have last names that are frequently mispronounced; 2.) prefer living in New York City to living in Los Angeles; 3.) are called “Marty” by their close friends; 4.) presided over the jury at the 1998 Cannes Film Festival; 5.) host their own show called The Jeselnik Offensive on Comedy Central Tuesdays at 10:30 pm EST/PST that is the greatest show of all-time; 6.) were listed as #4 on Entertainment Weekly’s list of “Greatest Directors”; and 7.) have donated their papers, photographs, and memorabilia to the Wesleyan University in Middletown, CT.

Anthony’s Just Like…

Anthony’s just like George Clooney. 

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Did you know they both:

1.) Have a deep voice; 2.) are news junkies; 3.) are referred to as “Gorgeous George” by the Hollywood press; 4.) live in in Los Angeles but enjoy getting away to their villas in Lake Como, Italy; 5.) have a new show premiering on Comedy Central Tuesday February 19th at 10:30 EST/PST after Tosh.0; 6.) were listed as #16 on VH1’s list of “100 Hottest Hotties”; and 7.) have been nominated for a Central Ohio Film Critics Association Award for their acting in The Descendants.

Anthony’s Just Like…

Anthony’s just like Bob Dylan.

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Did you know they both: 1.) Have resided in Los Angeles; 2.) have traveled all over the U.S.; 3.) took their stage name from the Welsh poet Dylan Thomas; 4.) followed Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino at Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump; and 5.) have a son who is the frontman for The Wallflowers.