The Jeselnik Offensive

The Jeselnik Offensive Tumblr is on Hiatus

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:31:20 -0400

Thanks to all the followers of The Jeselnik Offensive blog. And, thanks for reading. The Jeselnik Offensive Tumblr will be on hiatus for a little bit.

But, you can re-live video highlights from the show, get information on Anthony’s tour and more at The Jeselnik Offensive site.

East Coast Kids, Anthony live-tweets The Jeselnik Offensive in 30 mins

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 22:00:48 -0400

The season finale. 10:30 pm EST on Comedy Central, after Tosh.0 w/ guests Kumail Nanjiani and Reggie Watts.

Don’t miss the season finale of The Jeselnik...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 18:37:44 -0400

Don’t miss the season finale of The Jeselnik Offensive airing tonight. Jim Norton joins Anthony to give bullies and the bullied an unforgettable lesson. Watch the preview here: The Jeselnik Offensive’s “Sacred Cow: Bullying”

With guests Kumail Nanjiani and Reggie Watts. 10:30 pm EST/PST after Tosh.0, Comedy Central.

Fan Letter Reprints

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:17:09 -0400

Of course, Anthony gets a ton of fan letters. Occasionally, at random, we like to post one of those on the blog to give our fans a little thrill and let them know we’re paying attention.

Here’s one we randomly pulled from Antonio Villaraigosa, Mayor of Los Angeles:

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Thanks, Mayor! We’ll get back to you.

Anthony’s going on tour across the U.S., and even Canada...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:17:03 -0400

Anthony’s going on tour across the U.S., and even Canada gets lucky. Be there. Tickets and venue information here: Anthony Jeselnik Live

Don’t miss the season finale of The Jeselnik...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:17:00 -0400

Don’t miss the season finale of The Jeselnik Offensive airing tonight. Jim Norton joins Anthony to show bullied kids that “it gets the same.” Watch the preview here: The Jeselnik Offensive’s “Sacred Cow: Bullying”

With guests Kumail Nanjiani and Reggie Watts. 10:30 pm EST/PST after Tosh.0, Comedy Central.

Follow the best

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:16:54 -0400

We scoured Twitter for the best feed around…and, we found it. Follow:

@anthonyjeselnik

Dallas Weins, the first man in the U.S. to get a face transplant, married a woman he met in a burn victims' support group. Unfortunately, he needs another face transplant after asking a chimpanzee to officiate.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:16:43 -0400

Dallas Weins, the first man in the U.S. to get a face transplant, married a woman he met in a burn victims' support group. Unfortunately, he needs another face transplant after asking a chimpanzee to officiate.:

JJBGEFTBAOTBOTS (Jokes Just Barely Good Enough For The Blog As Opposed To Being On The Show)

Anthony got the answer when he interviewed a real investigator...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 18:11:12 -0400

Anthony got the answer when he interviewed a real investigator in this classic Sacred Cow from episode 3. Watch it now, and tune in tomorrow at 10:30/9:30c for The Jeselnik Offensive season finale on Comedy Central

Anthony was on Last Call with Carson Daly recently. Carson got...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:29:39 -0400

Anthony was on Last Call with Carson Daly recently. Carson got some pretty good tips on hosting a show.

Trending Only at Our Show

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:29:02 -0400

Here’s what’s trending only at The Jeselnik Offensive:

The Flat Earth Society (FlatEarthSociety.org) is a society that is dedicated to the conviction that the Earth is flat. The Flat Earth Society (FES) is as serious about the Earth being flat as it is not interested in evidence.

And for those of you doubters out there, FES answers your concerns on the FAQ section of its message board:

FES does not much believe in pictures of the Earth and does not “lend much credibility to photographic evidence.”

What about space travel? Well, FES says that it is “commonly accepted” that “space agencies of the world are involved in a conspiracy faking space travel and exploration.” So, that explains that.

Finally, is this site a joke? Not to the good people at FES, it isn’t.

And, if you don’t think podcasts are fake, well, good news: FES has a podcast now. Download info below:

A Miami pimp named Suave forced a 13 year-old prostitute named Sparkle to tattoo his name on her eyelid. Because really -- what would a 13 year-old do with a business card?

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:28:28 -0400

A Miami pimp named Suave forced a 13 year-old prostitute named Sparkle to tattoo his name on her eyelid. Because really -- what would a 13 year-old do with a business card?:

JJBGEFTBAOTBOTS (Jokes Just Barely Good Enough For The Blog As Opposed To Being On The Show)

Anthony's Gardening Tip of the Day

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 13:28:16 -0400

Hey Jeselnik fans…Raj the blogger here. Man, if you guys were around the office like I am, you’d realize that Anthony isn’t just hilarious, he also gives out a lot of great advice. Like take this gardening tip he threw my way when I told him I was gonna do a little gardening this weekend:

“Maybe you could plant Ageratina altissima, more commonly known as white snakeroot. Once it’s grown, please eat a bunch of it and then invite me over. It’s a poisonous plant and I’d love to watch you take your last breath. Azaleas are always a nice touch, too.”

Another great tip from Anthony!

A high school in Georgia is holding its first integrated prom...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:49:00 -0400

A high school in Georgia is holding its first integrated prom and Pete Holmes has an idea about its next step in tolerance. Watch Pete Holmes and Abby Elliott on The Jeselnik Offensive

Unfollow Friday - @TIME

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:48:25 -0400

Time magazine is a legendary journalistic institution and, given what it posts on its Twitter page, it’s also legendarily unfunny.

What’s funny about the global economy falling apart? The fact that it’s falling apart “slowly” kinda adds a punch, but it’s “Time” to rethink this dud.

“Certain genes” at Time magazine double the risk of it being unfunny…and, maybe even kinda racist. @TIME, what’re you picking on African-Americans for?

And, take a look at this one. What is Time even going for here?

Cancel your subscription and unfollow @TIME.

ANTHONY’S VIRAL SELECTION Anthony doesn’t like to get...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 14:48:07 -0400

ANTHONY’S VIRAL SELECTION

Anthony doesn’t like to get into Tosh.0 territory but sometimes there’s just a great viral video he has to recommend.

And, even though we recommended this gem of a video six times already, we can’t get enough of it over at The Jeselnik Offensive. Anthony looked for other videos online, but couldn’t find any that top this one.

So, once again, Anthony recommends “Evolution of Dance.” Enjoy. It’s impossible not to.

Scientists in India have developed anti-rape lingerie that...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:19:00 -0400

Scientists in India have developed anti-rape lingerie that shocks potential rapists and Pete Holmes has a question for Anthony. Watch Pete Holmes and Abby Elliott on The Jeselnik Offensive

Follow the best

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:31:13 -0400

We scoured Twitter for the best feed around…and, we found it. Follow:

@anthonyjeselnik

Fan Letter Reprints

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 13:31:02 -0400

Of course, Anthony gets a ton of fan letters. Occasionally, at random, we like to post one of those on the blog to give our fans a little thrill and let them know we’re paying attention.

Here’s one we randomly pulled from Teresa Stanek Rea, head of the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office in Alexandria, VA:

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Thanks, Teresa! We’ll get back to you.

See the Jeselnik Offensive Live

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:08:11 -0400

See the Jeselnik Offensive Live:

Sign up for free tickets to The Jeselnik Offensive, available exclusively at 1iota.com.

Be a part of the studio audience in LA for the taping of episode 10 of The Jeselnik Offensive on Thurs. April 18th w/ free tickets. Guests Kumail Nanjiani and Reggie Watts.