Here’s what’s trending only at The Jeselnik Offensive: 

The Flat Earth Society (FlatEarthSociety.org) is a society that is dedicated to the conviction that the Earth is flat.  The Flat Earth Society (FES) is as serious about the Earth being flat as it is not interested in evidence.

And for those of you doubters out there, FES answers your concerns on the FAQ section of its message board:

FES does not much believe in pictures of the Earth and does not “lend much credibility to photographic evidence.”  

What about space travel?  Well, FES says that it is “commonly accepted” that “space agencies of the world are involved in a conspiracy faking space travel and exploration.” So, that explains that.

Finally, is this site a joke?  Not to the good people at FES, it isn’t.

And, if you don’t think podcasts are fake, well, good news: FES has a podcast now.  Download info below:

JJBGEFTBAOTBOTS (Jokes Just Barely Good Enough For The Blog As Opposed To Being On The Show)

Hey Jeselnik fans…Raj the blogger here.  Man, if you guys were around the office like I am, you’d realize that Anthony isn’t just hilarious, he also gives out a lot of great advice.  Like take this gardening tip he threw my way when I told him I was gonna do a little gardening this weekend:

“Maybe you could plant Ageratina altissima, more commonly known as white snakeroot.  Once it’s grown, please eat a bunch of it and then invite me over.  It’s a poisonous plant and I’d love to watch you take your last breath.  Azaleas are always a nice touch, too.”

Another great tip from Anthony!

A high school in Georgia is holding its first integrated prom and Pete Holmes has an idea about its next step in tolerance.  Watch Pete Holmes and Abby Elliott on The Jeselnik Offensive

Time magazine is a legendary journalistic institution and, given what it posts on its Twitter page, it’s also legendarily unfunny.

What’s funny about the global economy falling apart?  The fact that it’s falling apart “slowly” kinda adds a punch, but it’s “Time” to rethink this dud.

“Certain genes” at Time magazine double the risk of it being unfunny…and, maybe even kinda racist.  @TIME, what’re you picking on African-Americans for?

And, take a look at this one.  What is Time even going for here?

Cancel your subscription and unfollow @TIME.

ANTHONY’S VIRAL SELECTION

Anthony doesn’t like to get into Tosh.0 territory but sometimes there’s just a great viral video he has to recommend. 

And, even though we recommended this gem of a video six times already, we can’t get enough of it over at The Jeselnik Offensive.  Anthony looked for other videos online, but couldn’t find any that top this one.

So, once again, Anthony recommends “Evolution of Dance.”  Enjoy.  It’s impossible not to.

Scientists in India have developed anti-rape lingerie that shocks potential rapists and Pete Holmes has a question for Anthony.  Watch Pete Holmes and Abby Elliott on The Jeselnik Offensive

We scoured Twitter for the best feed around…and, we found it.  Follow:

@anthonyjeselnik

Of course, Anthony gets a ton of fan letters. Occasionally, at random, we like to post one of those on the blog to give our fans a little thrill and let them know we’re paying attention.  

Here’s one we randomly pulled from Teresa Stanek Rea, head of the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office in Alexandria, VA:

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Thanks, Teresa!  We’ll get back to you.

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