Here’s what’s trending only at The Jeselnik Offensive:
The Flat Earth Society (FlatEarthSociety.org) is a society that is dedicated to the conviction that the Earth is flat. The Flat Earth Society (FES) is as serious about the Earth being flat as it is not interested in evidence.
And for those of you doubters out there, FES answers your concerns on the FAQ section of its message board:
FES does not much believe in pictures of the Earth and does not “lend much credibility to photographic evidence.”
What about space travel? Well, FES says that it is “commonly accepted” that “space agencies of the world are involved in a conspiracy faking space travel and exploration.” So, that explains that.
Finally, is this site a joke? Not to the good people at FES, it isn’t.
And, if you don’t think podcasts are fake, well, good news: FES has a podcast now. Download info below:
Hey Jeselnik fans…Raj the blogger here. Man, if you guys were around the office like I am, you’d realize that Anthony isn’t just hilarious, he also gives out a lot of great advice. Like take this gardening tip he threw my way when I told him I was gonna do a little gardening this weekend:
“Maybe you could plant Ageratina altissima, more commonly known as white snakeroot. Once it’s grown, please eat a bunch of it and then invite me over. It’s a poisonous plant and I’d love to watch you take your last breath. Azaleas are always a nice touch, too.”
Anthony doesn’t like to get into Tosh.0 territory but sometimes there’s just a great viral video he has to recommend.
And, even though we recommended this gem of a video six times already, we can’t get enough of it over at The Jeselnik Offensive. Anthony looked for other videos online, but couldn’t find any that top this one.
So, once again, Anthony recommends “Evolution of Dance.” Enjoy. It’s impossible not to.