April 2013
67 posts
The Jeselnik Offensive Tumblr is on Hiatus
Thanks to all the followers of The Jeselnik Offensive blog. And, thanks for reading. The Jeselnik Offensive Tumblr will be on hiatus for a little bit.
But, you can re-live video highlights from the show, get information on Anthony’s tour and more at The Jeselnik Offensive site.
East Coast Kids, Anthony live-tweets The Jeselnik...
The season finale. 10:30 pm EST on Comedy Central, after Tosh.0 w/ guests Kumail Nanjiani and Reggie Watts.
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Fan Letter Reprints
Of course, Anthony gets a ton of fan letters. Occasionally, at random, we like to post one of those on the blog to give our fans a little thrill and let them know we’re paying attention.
Here’s one we randomly pulled from Antonio Villaraigosa, Mayor of Los Angeles:
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Follow the best
We scoured Twitter for the best feed around…and, we found it. Follow:
@anthonyjeselnik
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Dallas Weins, the first man in the U.S. to get a... →
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WatchAnthony was on Last Call with Carson Daly recently. Carson got some pretty good tips on hosting a show.
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Trending Only at Our Show
Here’s what’s trending only at The Jeselnik Offensive:
The Flat Earth Society (FlatEarthSociety.org) is a society that is dedicated to the conviction that the Earth is flat. The Flat Earth Society (FES) is as serious about the Earth being flat as it is not interested in evidence.
And for those of you doubters out there, FES answers your concerns on the FAQ section of its message board:
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A Miami pimp named Suave forced a 13 year-old... →
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Anthony's Gardening Tip of the Day
Hey Jeselnik fans…Raj the blogger here. Man, if you guys were around the office like I am, you’d realize that Anthony isn’t just hilarious, he also gives out a lot of great advice. Like take this gardening tip he threw my way when I told him I was gonna do a little gardening this weekend:
“Maybe you could plant Ageratina altissima, more commonly known as white snakeroot. Once it’s grown,...
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Unfollow Friday - @TIME
Time magazine is a legendary journalistic institution and, given what it posts on its Twitter page, it’s also legendarily unfunny.
What’s funny about the global economy falling apart? The fact that it’s falling apart “slowly” kinda adds a punch, but it’s “Time” to rethink this dud.
“Certain genes” at Time magazine double the risk...
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Follow the best
We scoured Twitter for the best feed around…and, we found it. Follow:
@anthonyjeselnik
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Fan Letter Reprints
Of course, Anthony gets a ton of fan letters. Occasionally, at random, we like to post one of those on the blog to give our fans a little thrill and let them know we’re paying attention.
Here’s one we randomly pulled from Teresa Stanek Rea, head of the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office in Alexandria, VA:
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Be a part of the studio audience in LA for the taping of episode 10 of The Jeselnik Offensive on Thurs. April 18th w/ free tickets. Guests Kumail Nanjiani and Reggie Watts.
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Trending Only At Our Show
Here’s what’s trending only at The Jeselnik Offensive:
The AFDB (Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie) available at http://zapatopi.net/afdb/ is a surefire way to prevent outside forces from controlling your mind.
What is an AFDB?
Why, it’s a “type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control.” But,...
East Coast Kids, Anthony live-tweets The Jeselnik...
10:30 pm EST on Comedy Central, after Tosh.0 w/ guests Abby Elliott and Pete Holmes.
Anthony Jeselnik, Lord of Comedy Darkness, is Set... →
Anthony did an interview with Culture Map Austin. Good news for Culture Map Austin.
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Raj's Weekly Interview w/ Anthony
Raj the blogger here. Every week I try to grab a few moments of Anthony’s time and ask him some questions to pass on to you Jeselnik fans. Here’s this week’s installment.
Raj: So, with season 1 of the show wrapping up, where do you see yourself 6 months from now?
Anthony: Saying “no” after being invited to your funeral.
So, there you go, Anthony’s got big plans.
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The Minneapolis Star-Tribune Has Got Great Taste
The Minneapolis Star-Tribune has got great taste.
The Star-Tribune recently had this to say about Anthony, who’s performing in Minneapolis on April 26th.
Catch Anthony on his tour starting in April: Anthony’s Tour Dates
Addressing THE Controversy
Here at The Jeselnik Offensive, we’re no strangers to controversy. The entire country of New Zealand got mad at us for the “Shark Party” we held and people are still mad at friend of the show James Holmes over something he did months ago.
But, nothing sparked anywhere near as much controversy as the “Defend Your Tweet” segment we did with Jason Mantzoukas.
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Unfollow Friday - @CF_Foundation
The Cystic Fibrosis Foundation is a good cause, but it is, frankly, not a good tweeter. Just some really unfunny stuff.
Talk about “too soon.” Excuse me, CF Foundation, the day of the tragedy is not really a good time to joke about Newtown…#shouldawaited
@CF_Foundation also tries to throw to a funny video here. Click on the link and you’ll see for yourself just...
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Anthony's Just Like...
Anthony’s just like Stanley Kubrick.
Did you know they both:
1.) Have lived in Manhattan; 2.) are avid readers; 3.) have last names that some pronounce “Que-brick” and others pronounce “Koo-brick”; 4.) are known for having work that features pivotal scenes in bathrooms; 5.) host their own show called The Jeselnik Offensive on Comedy Central...
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Anthony's Grooming Tip of the Day
Hey Jeselnik fans…Raj the blogger here. Man, if you guys were around the office like I am, you’d realize that Anthony isn’t just hilarious, he also gives out a lot of great advice. Like take this grooming tip he threw my way when I told him I’m shaving my beard:
“Good, you look fucking terrible. But, frankly, you’ll still look terrible. Also, when you’re shaving, you should...
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See The Jeselnik Offensive Live →
Be a part of the studio audience in LA for the taping of episode 9 of The Jeselnik Offensive on Thurs. April 11th w/ free tickets. Guests Pete Holmes and Abby Elliot.
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Raj's Weekly Interview w/ Anthony
Raj the blogger here. Every week I try to grab a few moments of Anthony’s time and ask him some questions to pass on to you Jeselnik fans. Here’s this week’s installment.
Raj: What are some of your daily rituals?
Anthony: Lately my two main daily rituals are telling you to shut the fuck up and then staring at you for two minutes to let it sink in. Also, I usually start my day with some...
East Coast Kids, Anthony live-tweets The Jeselnik...
10:30 pm EST on Comedy Central, after Tosh.0 w/ guests Natasha Leggero and Jason Mantzoukas.
WatchAnthony was on The Tonight Show last night. And, he was nice enough to invite Jay over to couch.
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A Nebraska man was arrested for writing a bomb... →
JJBGEFTBAOTBOTS (Jokes Just Barely Good Enough For The Blog As Opposed To Being On The Show)
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Follow the best
We scoured Twitter for the best feed around…and, we found it. Follow:
@anthonyjeselnik
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Trending Only at Our Show
Here’s what’s trending only at The Jeselnik Offensive:
The International Museum of Toilets (SulabhToiletMuseum.org) has all your toilet history needs…and, keep in mind, you can take a virtual tour. You don’t have to go in person, but do, should you get a chance.
The toilet museum believes that by studying toilets of the past, we’re really just building our toilets of the...
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Unfollow Friday - @MITnews
The Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MiT) is arguably the best science and technology school in human history. It is also arguably the least goddamn funny thing on Twitter.
This starts out kinda funny — extinction is usually pretty hilarious stuff, but MIT ruins it with a link that provides “evidence” and “data” for why widespread extinction of various...
